I heard on the news a few days ago that Starbucks is recalling their stainless steel straws. Really? They sell metal straws to drink their overpriced trendy concoctions with? Whose idea was that? I can imagine the design meeting where that concept was pitched. “You know what would really be deck? Stainless steel straws to go with our iced coconut milk mocha macchiato in our new stainless steel venti cups!” It clearly had to be some hipster with no experience with children whatsoever. Give a kid anything that they can even remotely hurt themselves with and it’s only a matter of time, people.